nicodicat:

DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS POST SELFIES AND THEY’RE JUST SO CUTE AND ADORABLE THAT YOU KIND OF JUST image

enemaroberts:

watching one of your mutuals have an argument and they’re winning

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heteroic:

authentk:

Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

For example, on Tomodachi Life, you can be heterosexual

  • baby: dd d dde..dd-da
  • dad: daddy? :)
  • baby: desu
  • dad: its a fucking weeb

(Source: jirarane)

vinebox:

What one friend that be goin too far listening to music

geotan:

grawly:

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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wwhere is grambnda going???? help her

goodbye grandma

urbanunfit:

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

Hey I do too

戶凵匚尺 廾巨尺 尺丨厶卄丁 丨几
丅卄巨 尸凵丂丂丫

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

bagmilk:

me

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you

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(Source: heteroh)

Anonymous said:
How about a stripper Au?

mcsiggy:

i want cronus to be the stripper

pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade

ampuurra:

Please tell me I’m the one who thought about this first, I didn’t spend twenty minutes to make everything fit almost perfectly.

aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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(Source: itsbolin)

kingcheddarxvii:

cat-pic:

堕落の猫

he has fallen, but he is not hurt. it was his choice

kingcheddarxvii:

cat-pic:

堕落の猫

he has fallen, but he is not hurt. it was his choice