this vacuum review is incredible
i know we all like to hate on the tumblr radar but im just so jazzed about this cube look at it go
when someones breath smells like poo and they’re talking right at ur face
imagine brendon urie on dancing with the stars
"talk dirty to me"
relax ya mind take ya time wit me
a new level of white boy
person: whats your major?
me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ
what college you going to?
me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
note to self don’t think about your otp curled up together in bed, legs and arms all tangled together between blankets to fight off the cold and listening to the sound of rain and each other’s breathing, faces buried in tangles of hair or against the other’s chest/neck and pressing little kisses against their cheek or their shoulder or their neck and mumbling about how lucky they are to have the other because you will get feelings and then cry
he is just a baby
FOAL WHINNIES ARE THE CUTEST THINGS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
oh god no don’t look at me bb whinnies are the best