I can never be like, ‘I’m really sorry about last night, I was just so drunk.’ Now I have to be like, ‘I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud. It probably will happen again.’

— John Mulaney on losing the best excuse when he stopped drinking (via chalriepace)

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zellah4:

when is he releasing his mixtape

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official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

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iwishihadafather:

THIS KID IS A FUCKING COMIC GENIUS 

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

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im5please:

laughing harder than i should

im5please:

laughing harder than i should

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help-me-yes:

white people talking about other ethnicities be like
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white people talking about themselves be like
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loureecl:

Anaconda (2014).

This sick meme (unknown).

lightningdave:

Please let Gabriel be in the musical episode.

PLEASE LET GABRIEL BE IN THE MUSICAL EPISODE

Please let Gabriel be in the musical episode

pLEASE LET GABRIEL BE IN THE MUSICAL EPISODE

PLéáse let GABrIEL BE iN the MúSiCaL ePISóde

GABE